Oppo Halloween: Post Horrifying Images

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 10/30/2014 at 20:14 • Filed to: Spooky, Halloween, Safety, Planelopnik

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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:17

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TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:18

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Oil pressure.

Nibby > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:19

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TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:20

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spanfucker retire bitch > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:22

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CounterTorqueSteer > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:22

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Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 10/30/2014 at 20:22

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OSHIT.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 10/30/2014 at 20:24

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(x)spooky(x+2)me

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:24

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Jesse Shaffer > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 10/30/2014 at 20:25

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and in a GM - that gauge is actually telling you the truth!

ly2v8-Brian > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:25

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The tool drawer pic is pure evil.

whoarder is tellurium > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:25

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nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:25

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Yes that's my work vans tailgate meaning I walked right under him.

D > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 10/30/2014 at 20:26

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At least you've got a full tank of gas—that's always a swell feeling

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:26

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MOTHER OF GOD, NO!!!!!!!

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Jesse Shaffer 10/30/2014 at 20:27

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Based on the cluster, and considering that it's in a vehicle probably powered by an LS based V8, I disagree. They have problems with the gauge stepper motors. Still a scary sight though.

EDIT: MAMA TOLD ME THAT FERD IS SATAN.

For Sweden > ly2v8-Brian 10/30/2014 at 20:27

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I'm glad someone else caught that. The fact that Snap-On would make such a horrible design flaw is baffling.

GhostZ > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/30/2014 at 20:27

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OH HELL NO

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:28

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Sign...

Bolts...

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 10/30/2014 at 20:29

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If you have a picture of the boost gauge pegged, you'll have the trifecta!

Steve in Manhattan > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:29

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She did THIS:

CRider > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:30

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Jesse Shaffer > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 10/30/2014 at 20:31

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The oil gauges in my personal GM's were mechanical and live to the throttle. I never owned one this new or LS equipped. Hmm... disappointing...

$kaycog > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:31

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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > GhostZ 10/30/2014 at 20:32

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That was what I thought upon seeing it.

spanfucker retire bitch > whoarder is tellurium 10/30/2014 at 20:32

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OH GOD WHY

Steve in Manhattan > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:33

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And someone else did THIS:

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/30/2014 at 20:33

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:33

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;_;

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:33

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Oral hygiene?

Leadbull > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:35

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BaconSandwich is tasty. > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:35

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I hate to say it, but what am I missing? Same with the 747 cargo door.

For Sweden > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/30/2014 at 20:36

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It's spooky because yellow is supposed to indicate a missing tool. But all the tools are there and you still see yellow. So you stop looking for yellow to find missing tools. Then you leave a tool in the aircraft and everyone dies.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/30/2014 at 20:36

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Super-leggera?

Blondude > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/30/2014 at 20:37

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I suspect a few bruised shins from that.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Blondude 10/30/2014 at 20:37

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Quite probably.

For Sweden > BaconSandwich is tasty. 10/30/2014 at 20:39

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t's spooky because yellow is supposed to indicate a missing tool. But all the tools are there and you still see yellow. So you stop looking for yellow to find missing tools. Then you leave a tool in the aircraft and everyone dies.

Clamshell doors are a hazard for explosive decompression.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:40

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While I will admit I did not know that, it make me a chance to quote one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies.

Are we going to die?

Yup.

Did you ever kill anyone?

Yeah, but they were all bad.

RallyWrench > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:43

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WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > CRider 10/30/2014 at 20:44

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That Miata looks like it's in agony.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:45

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > BaconSandwich is tasty. 10/30/2014 at 20:46

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Not even..

STAGGERED-6 > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:47

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The John Denver airworthiness seal of approval.

Tohru > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:47

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How terrifying.

Now we've got the scary stuff.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:51

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macanamera > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/30/2014 at 20:52

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What am i seeing?

macanamera > Steve in Manhattan 10/30/2014 at 20:55

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In the stupidest of ways, that looks kind of cool.

macanamera > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:56

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Possibly the most horrifying image

No Prius Needed > Leadbull 10/30/2014 at 20:57

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3spooky5me

McMike > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 20:58

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FOD!

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > macanamera 10/30/2014 at 20:59

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Come to think of it, I don't really know. It looks to me like Christian Erland Harald von Koenigsegg's thermonuclear weaponry arsenal hidden in each of his cars was deployed from Koenigsegg HQ.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 10/30/2014 at 21:08

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I dunz get it

JR1 > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 21:09

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Poor Citroen

whoarder is tellurium > CounterTorqueSteer 10/30/2014 at 21:10

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I has a sad :( Poor RX-8

whoarder is tellurium > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/30/2014 at 21:10

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FOD. Foreign Object Debris. Spells death to any jet engine that sucks up that magical lil remnant on teh flight line.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > whoarder is tellurium 10/30/2014 at 21:11

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ohhhhhh

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/30/2014 at 21:27

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The "Golden Bolt" is also something that Wing Safety or Quality Assurance places around the flightline. It's like a scavenger hunt, you get a prize if you find it.

CounterTorqueSteer > whoarder is tellurium 10/30/2014 at 21:48

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worst day ever :(

ly2v8-Brian > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 21:57

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How unprofessional of them.

For Sweden > ly2v8-Brian 10/30/2014 at 22:02

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It's more dangerous than anything. See my other posts about it.

f86sabre > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 22:55

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also looks like a potential crush hazard if you you have a bin loaded and you are between it and a closing door.

f86sabre > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 23:02

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Dusty Ventures > Jesse Shaffer 10/30/2014 at 23:49

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That gauge may be telling the truth, but the speedo is often a lying bastard.

I wouldn't be surprised if the photo was taken with the ignition on but the engine not yet started.

Jesse Shaffer > Dusty Ventures 10/30/2014 at 23:50

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I'd normally agree, but this man's in the D.

Dusty Ventures > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/30/2014 at 23:53

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Fair warning: it's a bit graphic.

Dusty Ventures > whoarder is tellurium 10/30/2014 at 23:55

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Buick Mackane > For Sweden 10/30/2014 at 23:57

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????

Buick Mackane > whoarder is tellurium 10/30/2014 at 23:59

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??? What's the point here?

Dusty Ventures > Jesse Shaffer 10/31/2014 at 00:01

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I know. Turn on ignition (but don't start engine), shift to D, take photo, scare gearheads.

...At least that's what I'm hoping.

Buick Mackane > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 00:01

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What is the flaw with the tool drawer?

For Sweden > Buick Mackane 10/31/2014 at 00:04

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I explain in other replies

Jesse Shaffer > Dusty Ventures 10/31/2014 at 00:04

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I recognized that scenario, but thought it seemed like an awful lot of effort for something so stupid... but who knows?

Leadbull > No Prius Needed 10/31/2014 at 00:42

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47654spooky47656everyone

Tohru > Leadbull 10/31/2014 at 02:17

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Tohru > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/31/2014 at 02:19

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That thing's got patina for DAYS. Drag what's left of it to Portland and sell it to a hipster for $20k so he can use it as part of an experimental art installation about the futility of man or some pretentious bullshit.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > whoarder is tellurium 10/31/2014 at 02:25

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Looks like a Sebring

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Dusty Ventures 10/31/2014 at 06:25

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Thanks. At first glance the photo looked like the Koenigsegg just crashed into a telephone, but thanks for posting that. Do you know how many people were hurt?

Dusty Ventures > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/31/2014 at 06:50

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19 injured, four seriously

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Dusty Ventures 10/31/2014 at 06:52

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Oh. That's sad.

pip bip - choose Corrour > macanamera 10/31/2014 at 07:02

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end of discussion , you win!

your prize? the internet!

Leadbull > Tohru 10/31/2014 at 09:40

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Cebu > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 10:12

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BaconSandwich is tasty. > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 12:45

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Ah, that certainly explains it.

Alex B > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 13:22

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Nibbles > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 14:11

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505Turbeaux > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/31/2014 at 14:12

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

this one

crowmolly > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/31/2014 at 14:14

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All things eventually return to the earth in the great circle of life.

NAAAAA SAVENYAAAAA...

Coty > whoarder is tellurium 10/31/2014 at 14:17

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Ah, New Hampshire...

MonkeePuzzle > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/31/2014 at 14:19

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sure... thats one of the good scenes :P

mcseanerson > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 14:20

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jariten1781 > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 14:36

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It still surprises me that almost everyone survived this at 24000 ft.

TotallyThatStupid > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 14:39

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A couple of things:

1. A brake pad laying on the ground in my park-and-ride garage.

2. One of my favorite Peter Eganisms.

Sn210 > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 14:49

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mazda616 > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 15:01

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 15:23

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You want horrifying? OK, but just remember: you asked for it. Here's my rear bumper:

Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > For Sweden 10/31/2014 at 15:27

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... Am I doing this right?

EtrnL_Frost > f86sabre 10/31/2014 at 16:02

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planes get thirsty sometimes

thebigbossyboss > For Sweden 11/07/2014 at 07:39

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Is this drive time or fly time?

thebigbossyboss > crowmolly 11/07/2014 at 07:42

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Hahahaha. I used to live with a buddy who when quite drunk would watch this with one of his other buddies. I'd be sleeping then be woken up to NNNNNNAAAAA SAVVVVVVVVEEENNYYAAAAAAA

wtf.

For Sweden > thebigbossyboss 11/07/2014 at 08:17

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Fly, but applicable to drive as well